I was notified that I was the 98,678,959th visitor to a website today and I won a glorious prize. Two problems. It was at a website that I run and I know for a fact that I've never had more than 11 visitors. All me. Two: why the hell would anyone celebrate this number? It's like getting excited over having worked at the same company for 37 days. It makes no sense.
Stupid ad companies. I woldn't mind pop up ads so much, were it not for the fact that most of them are STUPID. You are stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Great, now I have a vein throbbing in my temple. I need to find my center.
Ohm. Ohm. Hey look, there it is, just below my chest. Whew!
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