You know what? I have nothing to write about again today. It seems like things have been pretty normal this week, so I have no fodder for subjects. Odd, ain’t it? So, if you’re looking for entertainment below, stop here. What follows is a bunch of random thoughts. And when I say random, I mean totally random. You were warned.
The coffee grinder is working out well. I’m apparently the only human being in the house capable of operating it, but I’ll get over that. I like coffee. Coffee likes me. It’s a good match
Technically I’m not supposed to drink coffee anymore. It’s bad for me. My stomach isn’t supposed to be able to handle it. However, my doctor has never spoken to me early in the morning. My wife said, “I know it makes your stomach hurt. However, if you don’t drink coffee you snap at me in the morning. And I swear, if you snap at me one more time in the morning you will find out what real pain is.”
See? I have to drink the coffee. It’s to save my marriage.
I guess I haven’t talked about the kids lately either. I’ve been too obsessed with coffee. Matilda: Still a kid. Gertrude: Still a baby.
Well that was interesting? What next? Ooh, something shiny!
Seriously, I just don’t seem to have much on my mind today. I suppose I could talk about a million things, such as the American Taliban, Camp X-Ray, Anthrax, Tax Spending, Medical Breakthroughs. But . . . that’s all so serious! I’d rather talk about something silly. Thing is, I can’t think of anything silly.
Doctor! Gary’s brain has gone code blue! Get 10CCs of great entertainment STAT!
