I must apologize for the lack of updates lately. I could come up with a whole bevy of excuses. In fact, I will come up with a whole bevy of excuses. However, none of them can be believed.
I was abducted by aliens. My wife is pregnant. I’ve been working on solar sails for NASA. I’ve been learning how to fly. Levitating is hard work.
Truth is . . . I’m lazy. I’ve been busy at work, which, I’m not happy about. (Not happy about being busy or work, that is). Therefore, when I get home, I want to unwind and hang out. So, no labored thinking and writing for me. Instead, I play games with the flies that are still trapped in the house. They think they’ll survive the winter. I can hear them talking, trying to keep their hopes up. But I know better.
So, I’ll give quick updates and then I’ll get back to allowing my soul to slowly rot and decompose while I toil away at a job that will eventually turn me into a mass of jelly with no self-esteem or drive.
But, hey, that’s Corporate America! (A subsidiary of America & Sons, Inc.)
So, update:
Baby: Still inside mom. Names chosen. Still not sure if it will be able to fly upon birth. We’re working on it.
Mom: Ready for baby to come. Tired of having feet in her lungs.
Daughter: Excited about being a big sister. Obsessed with the phrase, “Silence in the Po!”
Gary: Treading very carefully, trying not to get killed by woman nearing labor. Wondering what the hell a Po is.
Quote of the Day: “It looked like a giant Ice Cream Cone.”
Oh yeah . . . I took off the Blog Back thing. It kept breaking down and wasn't much fun to fix.
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